BOSSMAN

Let's get DEEP! Here's the answers to all the questions you ever wanted to ask!

What’s a completely useless skill you’re weirdly proud of having? 

My brain has chosen to store the entire lyrics of a random pop song I heard once in 2012, while forgetting why I walked into a room three seconds ago.

If your life had a narrator, whose voice would you want and why? 

Bet Lynch because she would capture my personality/distain for people. 

What’s the most embarrassing song you secretly know all the words to? 

Snooker Loopy – Chas & Dave (I’m not embarrassed tho)

What’s one tiny hill you’re absolutely willing to die on?

(Example: cereal is soup, socks with sandals are elite, etc.) 

Leather shoes should NEVER be worn with jeans.

What everyday task makes you feel oddly powerful? 

Judging Jokes each week

If your personality were a snack, what would it be and why? 

A box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get.

Coffee or tea — and how specific is your order? 

Coffee. STRONG! Milk, no sugar.

Morning person or professional snooze-button athlete? 

Mornings but I’m very grumpy until I’ve had 4 coffees

Favourite comfort TV show you’ve rewatched too many times? 

Most Haunted

Sweet or savoury snacks forever — you must choose. 

Sweet. If I cannot have chocolate, what is the point of walking this earth?

Window seat or aisle seat? 

Window seats. I’d rather see the world than the back of somebody’s head!

One song guaranteed to get you on the dancefloor. 

I can barely walk since a taxi ran over me, so I won’t be going near any dancefloors.

If today had a theme song, what would it be? 

Heaven knows I’m miserable now – The Smiths

The most famous person you ever met was who? 

Jordan

BOSSMAN. Your thoughts? 

If anyone says anything other than, he’s an incredible person then they’re misinformed.

Finally, write a few paragraphs about yourself. 

Let me have a think about this…..